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I’ve… been saved by you countless times, right?

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Expectation is the root of all heartache.
—Shakespeare (via refluent)

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letsgetfitanddancenaked:

aconnormanning:

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

The world needs to be a little more Raven

Don’t leave out the part where the model says “I don’t even look like that”

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

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staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

"I’ll tell you what my mother told me, and these are words to live by; selfish people live longer." — Lydia, The Other Woman (2014)

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What is the most horrible date you've ever been on? :)
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natured:

The date from hell : My FIRST date. I was 13 and  really liked this guy in my drama class and we got along super well. I asked him if he wanted to go over our homework together and get something to eat. He said yes and that he’s glad I asked him because he wanted to ask me so it started of real cute. Then we took a city bus for 10 minutes and reached a white castle. 
If you’re unfamiliar with white castle, it’s a fast food chain where the food is mediocre and it does nasty things to your insides. 

Anyways we stayed there for an hour and then had to leave. I really had to go to the bathroom but I was like ” oh hell no I am not going to the bathroom on my first date” and our bus was there and I was like ” I’ll be home in 15 minutes, it can wait.” 

This is the tmi part and if you’re squeamish or easily grossed out scroll past this immediately. 

We got on the bus and we were holding hands and all of a sudden 5 minutes into the bus ride I felt sick, like I went from 0 to 60 in . seconds. I started getting dizzy and then„, it happened. I shat myself. I literally shat myself on a city bus with my crush sitting next to me on my first date.

Then he turned to me and whispered ” omg i think the old guy sitting next to me farted really bad.” and I just laughed. He got dropped off first ( thank god and didn’t notice it was me. and then I had to walk home in shame and shower for 3 hours. 

The end. 

So if you ever think you did something embarrassing in front of the person you like just remember this and feel better about yourself. 

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certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

I don’t know why,

kanekkiis:

but this makes me really happy. 

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Sasaki Haise has a banana poster in his room.

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He’s a bigger dork than I originally thought he was. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!